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The Elitist

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The Cynic

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“I have seen things you wouldn't put on a refrigerator.”

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The wound, made visible

The Hat
Top hat. Never removed.
The Lens
Monocle. Exhausted.
The Glass
Wine. Taken neat.
The Wince
At every kerning crime.

My brother runs a small business, and one day he asked me to look at his website. I had a hundred things to say but no idea how to say them without sounding like a designer. So I built seven characters who could each say it differently — a critic, a dad, a security paranoid, a few others. They argue about your site for ninety seconds. The grade is real. The personalities are the show.

— Erik, who built this

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