The Records of the Bench
Statistical compilation of all rulings issued by the seated judges, as maintained by the Court Clerk.
Early days — distributions will become meaningful as the docket fills.
| Grade |  The Elitist The Design Critic |  The Vibe Coder The Full-Stack Critic |  The Cynic The Business Critic |  The Prophet The Bare-Metal Critic |  Sören the Savant The Compiler |  The Dad The Clarity Critic |  The Boomer The Invisible Conventions Critic |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| S | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| A | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| B | 3 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| C | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| D | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| F | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Total | 3 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
| Avg | Insufficient rulings for an average | Insufficient rulings for an average | Insufficient rulings for an average | Insufficient rulings for an average | Insufficient rulings for an average | Insufficient rulings for an average | Insufficient rulings for an average |
The Elitist
3 rulings
S
0
A
0
B
3
C
0
D
0
F
0
The Vibe Coder
0 rulings
S
0
A
0
B
0
C
0
D
0
F
0
The Cynic
2 rulings
S
0
A
0
B
1
C
1
D
0
F
0
The Prophet
0 rulings
S
0
A
0
B
0
C
0
D
0
F
0
Sören the Savant
0 rulings
S
0
A
0
B
0
C
0
D
0
F
0
The Dad
1 ruling
S
0
A
1
B
0
C
0
D
0
F
0
The Boomer
0 rulings
S
0
A
0
B
0
C
0
D
0
F
0
6 total rulings on record
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